I sat in the HR office, my face a mask of professional indifference. On the desk was a log of 15 calls Maya had made to our reception in the span of two hours. She had accused me of everything from financial fraud to physical intimidation.
"Ethan," the HR Director, a no-nonsense woman named Claire, said. "We know this is likely a disgruntled ex. Your record here is spotless. But she’s becoming a liability to our workflow. We need this handled. Quietly."
"It will be handled," I said. "But not quietly. I'm going to handle it with the full weight of the law."
I walked out of her office and into Sterling’s. He was looking at the LinkedIn comments on his tablet.
"She’s a live wire, this one," Sterling said, huffing a cigar. "You really know how to pick 'em, Ethan."
"She’s desperate, sir. I’m dealing with it."
"Deal with it fast. We have a reputation to maintain."
I went to my office, locked the door, and called Elena. My heart was thumping, but my mind was calculating.
"Elena. The pregnancy thing. It’s a lie."
"How can you be sure?" her voice sounded shaky. This was a woman who performed heart surgery, but family drama was her Achilles' heel.
"Because I had a vasectomy three years ago, Elena. I never told Maya because we hadn't reached the 'kids' talk yet, and I wanted to see if she was the right person first. Clearly, she wasn't."
I heard a massive sigh of relief on the other end. "Oh, thank God. She told the whole family. My mother is currently shopping for baby clothes and calling you a 'monster' for abandoning a pregnant woman."
"Let them talk," I said, a dark smile forming. "In fact, I want you to invite me to your parents' house this Sunday for dinner. Tell them you're bringing me to 'discuss the future'."
"Ethan, that’s suicide. My mother will have a heart attack, and Maya will probably try to stab you with a salad fork."
"Trust me," I said. "I’m bringing a gift."
The next few days were a blur of "Updates." Maya continued her campaign. She sent an email to the entire firm's 'Info' alias, detailing my "infidelity" with her sister. She didn't realize that our IT department tracks every IP address. I had the logs. I had the timestamps. I had the proof of her harassment.
Sunday arrived. I pulled the Tesla into the driveway of the suburban home where Maya and Elena grew up. It was a nice house—the kind of place that screamed "upper middle class" and "obsessed with what the neighbors think."
Elena met me at the door. She looked terrified. "Maya’s inside. She’s wearing a loose-fitting dress to look 'maternally soft'. It’s sickening."
"Hold my hand," I said. "And don't let go."
We walked in. The living room was a crime scene of tension. Maya was sitting on the sofa, a glass of water in her hand, looking pale and pathetic. Her mother, a woman who treated social status like a religion, glared at me as if I were a plague-carrying rat. The father sat in his armchair, looking like he’d rather be anywhere else.
"How dare you show your face here," the mother spat. "After what you've done to my daughter? After you left her in her condition?"
"Condition?" I asked, raising an eyebrow. I looked at Maya. She wouldn't meet my eyes. She was busy stroking her stomach.
"I'm pregnant, Ethan," Maya whispered, her voice trembling with practiced fragility. "I know you're angry, but for the sake of our child, you have to stop this... this 'thing' with Elena. It’s tearing the family apart."
"It's true, Ethan," the mother added. "You will do the right thing. You will marry her, and you will provide for this child. I've already looked into the legalities. With your new 'Partner' salary, the child support alone would be substantial. But we'd prefer a family."
I looked at the father. "Sir, do you believe this?"
The father sighed. "She has a test, Ethan. A digital one. It says 'Pregnant'."
"I see," I said. I reached into my briefcase and pulled out a manila envelope. "I have something for you, too. Actually, I have three things."
I handed the first paper to the mother. "This is a Cease and Desist order from Sterling & Cross. Your daughter has been harassing a law firm. If she makes one more call or posts one more comment, we are filing a $5 million defamation suit. We’ve already tracked the IP addresses of her burner accounts to her new 'penthouse' apartment."
The mother’s face went white.
I handed the second paper to Maya. "This is a copy of my medical records from three years ago. It’s a certified report of my vasectomy. Unless this is a literal miracle from a higher power, Maya, that child—if it even exists—isn't mine. I suspect you used a friend’s test, or perhaps Mark’s contribution is more 'ambitious' than you thought."
The silence in the room was deafening. Maya’s "maternal" facade crumbled. Her face twisted into something ugly, something desperate.
"You... you had a vasectomy? You never told me!"
"I don't tell my secrets to people I don't trust," I said coldly. "And I was right not to."
Finally, I turned to the father and handed him the third document. "And this, sir, is a summary of the 'Senior Associate' Mark’s actual finances. He’s currently under investigation for embezzlement at his firm. Maya didn't 'outgrow' me. She jumped onto a sinking ship because it had a Porsche logo on the bow."
Maya stood up, screaming now. "I hate you! I hate both of you! Elena, you’re dead to me! You’re stealing my life!"
"No, Maya," Elena said, her voice steady and brave. "I'm just living the life you were too blind to see. You wanted a winner? You had one. You just didn't know how to be a partner to one."
We walked out as the screaming behind us reached a crescendo. The mother was yelling at Maya. Maya was yelling at the world.
But as we got into the car, Elena looked at me with a strange expression. "That was incredible. But you realize it’s not over, right? Maya doesn't accept defeat. She’s going to do something desperate."
"What could she possibly do?" I asked.
"She has the keys to my condo," Elena whispered. "And she knows where your parents live."
My blood ran cold. I hadn't thought about my parents.
"We need to go," I said, flooring the Tesla.
But as we sped toward my parents' house, my phone chimed. It was an alert from my home security system back at my apartment. Someone was inside. And they weren't just moving boxes. They were holding a lighter.